CUNTSTRUCTION 2018 

THE BODYGUARD 2015

I DON ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU 

Performance with Matt Miwa (SEPT 2014) – Nuit Blanche Ottawa

Invitation to the WOAHMAN Hair Awards to which CAT WHOAMAN is nominated to win the greatest prize, getting ready she becomes enraged by having a Bad Hair Day and jealous of GINNY’s perfect coif. 

Like every normal couple, they sit in their boudoir watching their Flatscreen TV. GINNY subserviently files her partners nails, succumbing to her melodramatic and abusive needs in her role as lover and Artist Manager. CAT WHOAMAN, the diva star, is never pleased. 

CAT WHOAMAN begins her diatribe about needing to be famous so she can be happy and sings Amy Winehouse “Back to Black.” 

GINNY gets her Hair Cut off by her jealous lover star CAT WHOAMAN. A musical interlude over wigs ensues. GINNY sings Dusty Springfield for the audience “I only wanna be with you” as she explains why she gave up her own career as a Country music karaoke star for CAT who doesn’t understand a lover’s sacrifice. 

The couple make up after a physical altercation and sing Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” while waltzing  blindly into traffic. It is unknown if they ever made it to the WHOAMAN Hair Awards.